Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Don't get mad

So there's a study out now that says if you get angry a lot you are likely to have a heart attack. I wonder if there is money in this medical research, because it doesn't appear to be too difficult. Some ideas I have for possible studies: I would like to establish that if you don't sleep, you are likely to become tired. Or even better, those who don't exercise and eat too much are likely to be overweight. I am reminded of the SNL weekend update where it is announced "in another study, it was found that 75 percent of all people equals three quarters of us."

Will someone buy me a subscription to this magazine? I think Circulation would be a real conversation maker for the coffee table.

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